||[Jan. 31st, 2006|01:34 am]
Dear cat o' mine:|
I understand that curiosity is a natural part of being feline, but could you please refrain from trying to stick your muzzle into my mouth when I'm yawning? I honestly feel such restraint would work out best for both of us. You won't choke me -- your sole source of food and water at this precise moment -- to death, and I won't accidentally bite your damned nose off!